2+2 Makes Five

作曲 : John Ondrasik

作词 : John Ondrasik

I live in a house

Somewhere on your street

Don't be afraid

We've got it made

If you would marry me

I live in a house

In the stairway on your shelf

Collecting clouds to cry out loud

At your calamity

I can't wait, (I can't wait)

Yea, for you to discorporate, (I can't wait)

I don't even need your empty bait

In this world of smoke and chives

Where 2+2 makes 5

While walking 'cross the lake

I fell onto the moon

Imagine that

The world is flat

It's really crowded here

The martians soon attacked

And tied the laces on my hair

And moved to France

And learned to dance

On the craters of Normandy

I can't wait, (I can't wait)

Maybe you will evaporate, (I can't wait)

I don't even need your empty bait

In this world of smoke and chives

Where 2+2 makes-

I can't wait, (I can't wait)

Yea, for you to discorporate, (I can't wait)

Can I even get one last blind date

In this world of smoke and chives

Where 2+2 makes 5

And only good men die

I'll be a Jesus Christ

And only good men die

Oooh...

I can't wait

Yea baby, I can't wait

Yea baby, I can't wait

Yea baby, I can't wait

The statement is false!