I'm ****ed!

I'm ******! I'm ******! I'm really really ******!

For my kitchen has roaches

So I can't get any cheese

I'm ******! I'm ******! I'm really really ******!

For I have no water

To quench my thirst

I went to the kitchen for something to drink

There did I meet, my arch nemesis

He took one good look at me,

I did not get my water then I ran away

I Feel Like if I'm in a situation that sucked

(ones that involve roaches)

my odds of getting water's pretty ******

I'm ******! I'm ******! I'm really really ******!

For my kitchen has roaches

So I can't get any cheese

I'm ******! I'm ******! I'm really really ******!

For I have no water

To quench my thirst

Oh my kitchen has roaches

So I can not quench my thirst