Lady in a Jaguar

It was late one night in the 4-0-4

I was gone off that water chillen on the front porch

I was lean back laxin in puffin on some swag

When this ******* came up in a tight ass jag

She pulled right in the driveway bumpin'

Clint Black

We she stepped to the ride i had to take a step back

She had long blonde hair and an ass that wouldnt quit

******* fallen all out becuz her *******rt didnt fit

Started walkin up to me and she dropped the keys

Kneeled down to pick 'em up and all i saw was g-string

******* lips hangin' out and it was the *******t

Now im sprung on a ******* in a

XJ6

Hey lady in the

Jaguar

How'd you get you so much money

What u doin' out here, down there, 'roud here

Hey lady in the

Jaguar

Who u trying to impress

What u doin' out here, down there, 'roud here

It was jumpin' down town on a

Saturday night

I was wipin' car windows on the corner street light

She was parlayin' on a money green

JaguarShe locked the door

Now whatcha' do that for?

I could see she had a dead fox chillin on her shoulder

Blonde highlight hair her face a little older

I knocked on the wind*******eld and kissed the glass

I think I probably scarred a dune out of her ass

But shepeeled my wig back and offer me a ride

Smiled at a

Juggalo and told me "get inside"

Im like, "hell yeah *******, you old rich freak"

I went to get inshe peeled off and ran over my feet

O *******t, who that?..rollin' down the block

Another closet smoker lookin' for some rock

The Jag pulled up and the window rolled down"I'm lookin for the infamous *******gz The Clown"

I tried to say "what up" but before i had the chance

I seen her camel toes trying to push through her pants

So i said "come here *******" she said "What fo'"

She grabbed me by the pants and open up the do'

She pulled out her ******* said she likes kinky stuff

If i wanted the neden

I had to put on these handcuffs

She cuff me to the seat "A yo' what the hell"

She said "I'm taking u in for jumpin' your bell"

How'd u get you so much money

Who you trying to impress