New Rock Bottom

I guess the rumors are true

My days of making out with optimism are through

There’s not a dream I’ve had that has not gone bad

When I handed it to you

So just you wait for the next big something

You’ve never seen me care so little

‘Cause I’m a dyed in the wool cynic

If there’s a new rock bottom then I’m gonna hit it

So answer the call, become friends with the fall

Say what you mean

It feels like freedom is the new slavery

Maybe it’s just my curse to assume the worst

While I chase a better me

So just you wait for the next big something

You’ve never seen me care so little

‘Cause I’m a dyed in the wool cynic

If there’s a new rock bottom then I’m gonna hit it

So answer the call, become friends with the fall

The doors might be locked

But I won’t let that stop me from leavin’

I’ve got a glass half empty

But that won’t stop me from drinkin’

So just you wait for the next big something

You’ve never seen me care so little

‘Cause I’m a dyed in the wool cynic

If there’s a new rock bottom then I’m gonna hit it

So answer the call, become friends with the fall